Nicki Daniels is a 37 year old mother, bartender, and all-around Good Time Sally living the sweet life in scenic Latonia, Kentucky. She has a buddingly awesome two year old daughter, Sadie, and a kickass husband, Ryan Gosling Joe. Also, two dogs named Bruce and Penny. She enjoys absurdity, pop culture, and snack foods.
(Look at me, being all shady, writing about myself.)
Anyway, enjoy my blog.
-N-
If you’d like to reach my privates, ahem reach me privately, email me at nickidanielsinterview@gmail.com
The beard rant is phenomenal…..Shaving mine as I type
Have 2 websites coming out soon and a blog http://bigbsblog.com/
Email me if you want to do some cross promoting (storiesfromlastweekend@gmail.com)
Keep up the good work!!
Nicki, just read your article on beards, then the one on fake boobs and already adore your work….. It helped me a lot, for reasons I will keep private for now. You are SO talented, absolutely so, can’t wait to read more.
i love your beard article. but i have to say, betty white pulls it off better than i do.
is an americano, five espressos and detail more manly? i can tell the difference… but i can’t cause i’ve drinking brandy and beer.
peace in lady!
and a green tea*
fuck, brandy and heineken with grape and clementine could grow a beard on robert pattinson.
Holy shit, Nicki…we’re neighbors.
Really? I’m gonna find out your secret identity. Bwahahaha.
Indeed. I’m in Erlanger as we speak. And you very well may find out my secret identity.
[…] now 6 months clean from reality TV and I can feel my brain cells regenerating more each day.” -Nicki […]
Oh Nicki! Le Clown introduced us and I have to say you’re my kinda girl. Seriously, I want to be you when I grow up, except I’m a lot older than you and growing up isn’t really something I aspire to. Keep it up, and stay out of jail!
Hey thanks! I also have a touch of the ol’ Peter Pan syndrome. But I do abide the law now. (Except for the marijuana thing.)
Love this blog. Love your spirit. I’m so pissed I’m your 998th follower instead of 1,000th. 1,000th would have made me feel validated somehow. Sigh. Now I’ll have to go make my kids tell me how much they love me and how beautiful Mama is. (Bravo, LeCLown, for sharing!)
Thanks! As you can see, I am now following your blog as well. I really like your writing…but holy shit, four kids in three years? Yikes.
The kids? It was like when you really, really are just dying for a gumball so you keep putting money in the gumball machine and shaking the crap out of it. Money. Shake. Money. Shake. Money. Sha- And then there are 50 gumballs skittering all over the floor. But they’re kids not gumballs. And I was shaking it for six years. (And the last kid was free. Oops!) So honored you’re following me back, what with 1003 followers and all. Now if only the gumballs would leave me alone to write. Can’t wait to read your blog! Seriously. (No pressure. Honest.)
I followed because I really like your writing. I’ll have a new post up Monday. Spoiler alert, it’s not about gumballs.
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FreshlyPressed, ClownPressed, and I fear more than likely….NipplePressed. The third being not so much of the conventional way you might think. Le Clown (invented?…. probably not) but dubbed after a night with his screen and Rara’s blog. Which via an evening session on twitter quickly devolved into (NightCheese..???). Yes, NightCheese. Well, be comforted in the fact there are probably two squishy smudges on LeClown’s monitor with your name on them.
On another note, I hope there’s still room on this train and plenty of steam in the engine and fire in the ‘ol hot box, ’cause I wanna ride. Nice to meet you, your blog is fucking awesome. Where can I get a ticket?
My box is stoked and rarin’ to go! And there are many smudges on my own screen as well, from when I do Google image searches on Ryan Gosling and rub my tongue, nipples, vagina, and toes on his pixelated likeness.
Great, we’ll need NightCheese. Wait, are the faucets still running? We could make our own.
Just read your post on Le Clown. I’m a new fan and it’s good to meet you! Looking forward to following your posts.
Thanks, Marvi! That Le Clown is something special.
Well your internet voice is unique, that helps. I can see why Le Clown has decided to help and read. Just stay yourself and you’ll become a voice to be reckoned with. It will be interesting to watch. I’m just a little voice in this here internet blog world, but I enjoy a good post as much as the big blogs. See you around.
Thanks, Jackie. Once the Christmas madness is over, I will be over to visit your blog.
Look forward to your visit! Have a wonderful Christmas!
You’re hilarious! I just read your guest post blog at Le Clown. I’m so happy to have found you!
Thanks! As you can see, my stuff here is a little more lighthearted than my post on ACOF.
I can’t resist a bartender ever, so I have to follow your blog I guess. That you’ve been blogging for two months and have way more followers than I do after I’ve blogged for a year makes me hate you a little bit, but that’s ok. I hate most people just a little bit eventually.
Thanks again, Don. The followers thing is a little misleading. I share my posts on Facebook, so WordPress includes my Facebook friends in my followers. I have 600 friends, so you do the math. Anyway, it’s not how many followers you have, but having smart, engaged, and awesome followers like you! I will come check out your blog just as soon as I get over myself a little bit….
Welcome to the Blogosphere. Enjoy the ride!
Okay, this will be embarrassing if it’s wrong, but is that a piercing next to your eye?
It looks cool anyway ;).
It is a glowing whitehead. Just kidding! It is a piercing called a dermal anchor. If it was a whitehead, I would have photoshopped it out like all my other blemishes.
That’s such a cool piercing! It fits you very well!
Nice to meet you, saw your post on the Clown’s site. You’re fucking hilarious. But not all the time. This confuses and excites me.
That’s my new tagline…”Exciting and Confusing Since 1976!”
Damn… I coulda used that. Crikes, we’re about the same age too.
Over via Le Clown. Congrats on the super start to blogging!!!! … and good to see another local make good (I’m on the northeast side of our city.)
That’s awesome! I raise a cheese coney to you!
Cheers .. .actually had two for lunch today!
By the way, I’m going to stuff your box today… Oh man, just typing that feels like cheating!
At any rate I’m going to send you an e-mail today with an invitation to join my 5×5 With The Hook series. I haven’t had you yet so I’m looking forward to it. (And yes, that felt wrong too, but I’m trying to keep up with you, so I’m good.)
Read it.
Answer the questions - as often as you like.
Be forever changed and grateful.
That is all.
That is awesome. My blog is titled “The Nicki Daniels Interview” after all, but so far you are the only one to ask me any questions. Ha!
Two months?
You’ve been getting blogged, I mean, you’ve been blogging for two months and you’ve already kicked major virtual ass?
You’re going place; your box is going to be filling up quick, babe. (And yes, that was designed to sound as dirty as it did. You’ve inspired me with your salty language.)
I know! Right?! You call that an archive?! Well…there’s good reason. Go read that “archive.” It’s pretty great stuff. If she starts a fee-based service, I might have to sign up.
Lucky for me there is a lot of room in this here box. Plenty for you, and your friends.
That’s what she said!
I have a new, strict policy that states I’m not allowed to add another blog to my feeder unless I delete one. I’m at critical mass so drastic measures had to be taken. I added yours, so you know what that means, don’t you? Good luck getting to sleep tonight with that on your conscience.
Jeez. Way to suck the spirit out of Christmas! I kid, fuck ‘em.
Sorry, Nicki, but it’s best you find these things out sooner rather than later. It’s dog-eat-blog out here. I just stuck one of those big survival knives into the back of a blog that’s been slacking off recently and replaced it with nickidaniels.com. Too bad. Heh. Actually, it felt kind of good.
The Godlike Power of the delete key strikes again.
She had it coming. A recent post highlighted her new bedspread, including multiple photos. How am I supposed to comment on that?! I wanted to jump through the ether and delete her post.
Or douse the blanket with ether and delete her life. Ha!
Word.
[Do the kids still use that expression? Santa is NOT going to be happy with this kind of talk.]
Alas, I am not up on the teenspeak. Someone at work said “ratchet” the other day and I thought it was a tool of some kind.
Are you trying to tell me that “ratchet” is now a verb? Fur shizzle?
Forgot to wish you a Merry Christmas. Your life will change in 2014 due to this blog. You heard it here first. Nice work over at ACOF + a nod from The Bloggess. Jenny is living the dream we all have. Bukowski has a great poem about how many are called but the Gods only choose a select few. That’s you.
I think “ratchet” is now an adjective as I heard “that bitch is ratchet” and there is a website called “ratchet fights”. I think it means crazy, but i’m still not sure.
And thanks for your praise. When God tells me I am his chosen one, I will know I am indeed ratchet.
Now excuse me. I need to make a ham on rye.
Hi
Congrats again on the Clownly Pressed and nice to meet you. Welcome to WordPress!
Steph
This is a good rule. I’ve done that too. I kick people off reluctantly, but what are you gonna do?
Read every blog on WordPress by every single blogger every single day. It’s just basic human decency!
I am such a terrible human being!
Found you because of your amazing blog for Le Clown, a personal hero. Happy Christmas!
He is basically my new favorite person. Except for you, of course, Victoria.